Moon Landing !!!
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story about how i landed on my brown ass during my HONEYMOON...read this with a straight face...no rotfl...only sympathies welcome
on reaching the relatively new five-star hotel, bang on the Karon beach at Phuket island in Thailand, we discovered there was a ''slight'' mistake on their part...
groaning and fuming we went up to the second floor room over-looking the pool and the beach, we saw the two twin beds staring at us as i glared back at them...they had apologized in their classic humble thai way...promised to shift us to one having a double bed by the evening...
well, i locked the door and the first act on my part, before the actual act was to push one bed which was on coasters (wheels) across the thick lush carpet and join it with the other...
after settling down and some statutory foreplay later, we were deeply engrossed in some serious fornicating (((love-making as some call it )))...for the first 20 minutes it was on one bed...hers...since she always complained of getting the wet spot more often than not ...
at some point i was on my left side, my concentration on the task in hand was absolute...so much so that i must have moved back and at some point was lying on the seam where the two twins were joined...
the long list of hotel rules framed on the door certainly did not warn me of the danger of what i am about to describe...
the out of control thrusting, humping away to glory as if my life depended on it and absolutely no recollection of the surroundings...but the next thing i knew i heard my wife call out my name, ''where did you disappear? ''...while i found myself flat on my back on the beige carpet, body glistening with sweat, my hard-on twitching violently in mid air ...
the evil twin (((bed))) shifted away from the other due to my weight and the motions and i had fallen though the gap ...
luckily the carpet was thick, but not enough to prevent me from getting hurt...my pride that is ... as my wife could not stop giggling...
oh!!! just in case you'll are wondering the climax eventually took place on the floor...
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story about how i landed on my brown ass during my HONEYMOON...read this with a straight face...no rotfl...only sympathies welcome
on reaching the relatively new five-star hotel, bang on the Karon beach at Phuket island in Thailand, we discovered there was a ''slight'' mistake on their part...
groaning and fuming we went up to the second floor room over-looking the pool and the beach, we saw the two twin beds staring at us as i glared back at them...they had apologized in their classic humble thai way...promised to shift us to one having a double bed by the evening...
well, i locked the door and the first act on my part, before the actual act was to push one bed which was on coasters (wheels) across the thick lush carpet and join it with the other...
after settling down and some statutory foreplay later, we were deeply engrossed in some serious fornicating (((love-making as some call it )))...for the first 20 minutes it was on one bed...hers...since she always complained of getting the wet spot more often than not ...
at some point i was on my left side, my concentration on the task in hand was absolute...so much so that i must have moved back and at some point was lying on the seam where the two twins were joined...
the long list of hotel rules framed on the door certainly did not warn me of the danger of what i am about to describe...
the out of control thrusting, humping away to glory as if my life depended on it and absolutely no recollection of the surroundings...but the next thing i knew i heard my wife call out my name, ''where did you disappear? ''...while i found myself flat on my back on the beige carpet, body glistening with sweat, my hard-on twitching violently in mid air ...
the evil twin (((bed))) shifted away from the other due to my weight and the motions and i had fallen though the gap ...
luckily the carpet was thick, but not enough to prevent me from getting hurt...my pride that is ... as my wife could not stop giggling...
oh!!! just in case you'll are wondering the climax eventually took place on the floor...
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